Message from @PurpleFyrus

Discord ID: 482046693530009610


2018-08-23 04:38:59 UTC  

Dick cheese means something different to plumbers... <:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

2018-08-23 04:39:08 UTC  

Really?

2018-08-23 04:39:11 UTC  

Yes

2018-08-23 04:39:14 UTC  

What

2018-08-23 04:39:15 UTC  

Does

2018-08-23 04:39:17 UTC  

It

2018-08-23 04:39:18 UTC  

Mean?

2018-08-23 04:39:23 UTC  

nooo dont ask

2018-08-23 04:39:35 UTC  

i dont wan to know i need my safe space

2018-08-23 04:39:46 UTC  

Lol

2018-08-23 04:39:50 UTC  

Thats hilarious

2018-08-23 04:40:03 UTC  

Not as tasty as Smegma tho

2018-08-23 04:40:12 UTC  

It smells *sooo* bad....

2018-08-23 04:40:26 UTC  

So does most good cheese, Bitches love Smega

2018-08-23 04:40:29 UTC  

And it's *crusty*

2018-08-23 04:40:38 UTC  

Thats how u know its Ripe and Good

2018-08-23 04:40:44 UTC  

Like Gouda

2018-08-23 04:40:59 UTC  

Or Brie

2018-08-23 04:41:16 UTC  

Dave Rubin looks like he has smegma

2018-08-23 04:41:27 UTC  

BOY U KNOW HE DOES

2018-08-23 04:41:28 UTC  

To sum up: Dick cheese is literally the buildup of millions of tiny bladder stones

2018-08-23 04:41:39 UTC  

K

2018-08-23 04:41:59 UTC  

Not as gross as Smegma, therefore boring

2018-08-23 04:42:07 UTC  

🤷🏻

2018-08-23 04:42:20 UTC  

But ty for the info

2018-08-23 04:42:27 UTC  

I wonder if Rubin will sell his smegma

2018-08-23 04:42:34 UTC  

Doubt it

2018-08-23 04:42:39 UTC  

Or maybe if i give enough on patreon

2018-08-23 04:42:42 UTC  

Too valuable of a resource

2018-08-23 04:42:50 UTC  

Only held for his Hubby

2018-08-23 04:42:56 UTC  

You'll have to fight his husband for it.

2018-08-23 04:42:56 UTC  

In the Pantry

2018-08-23 04:43:07 UTC  

Plus, Rubin is Jewish, so he has no smegma

2018-08-23 04:43:16 UTC  

Oh

2018-08-23 04:43:16 UTC  

Isnt rubin maried to Shapiro

2018-08-23 04:43:17 UTC  

Fuk

2018-08-23 04:43:31 UTC  

Broo, rubin is jewish?

2018-08-23 04:43:39 UTC  

Fukin no smegma, ur right!!!

2018-08-23 04:43:41 UTC  

Oh fuk

2018-08-23 04:43:47 UTC  

God damnit!