Same with anything else in life

that is just sad

I'm hungover, yesterday was saturday

Drunk Mips is so charming

So I let him out here

Keep in mind I don't even use social media when drunk because too charming

Me or him?

@M4Gunner I'm not worried

Come here and let me shit on a dick

No, I have the runs

Yes

Solvent / poison, your body will say no

Your country is always at war<:what:382980756139409409>

Nah, the couch is nice finally

And nothing hurts amymore

Talks mad trash about white mens social lubricant, glorifies criminal niggers

:/

Never met one who could

No, but that's a reason they rape, so it should be

No

That's on the estonian dude

I agree

Isn't that kinda small?

Actually looks like the average penis, but the plant, it's tiny

Ya'll made me gay

Is a gay not supposed to act gay?

Nah

If you're gonna poke dudes with your porksword, give ample warning

Nah, they deal with our injustice daily, remember?

Yes

But the act of voting for gay marriage is a fullblown attack on women

And somehow that's both homophobic and racist

Unless you're an it, they will get you

I might start doing that

The U in human is too inclusive

They did that in Umeå or some very red spared municipalities

Guess it's a bad idea

Who'd have thunk

Meh, 80% of humans have herpes

it's around two thirds of all people who have it

according to WHO