i guess it's to prevent them from falling off

ew

you want water shoes to suck?

if the suction is a feature to keep them from falling off

that is how i understood them sucking

couldn't you just staple them to your feet?

i wouldn't, i can't even swim

why cant you swim

Haha

Weakling

i guess i'm afraid of water, i almost drowned as a kid

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weakling? you don't know what cold water is

I do

I once fell Into a frozen lake

I was born in liquid nitrogen

lake? pfft

fucking pussies

When i got home I had to cut my jeans because they were solid ice lolo

one day

I was on the side of the road

and i got hit by a car

then fell in a forzen lake

and fucking died

Good riddance

ye

now im in hell

aka florida

we used to freeze vodka

during summer, in the lake

doesn't liquid expand when it freezes

i left a canberry sprite in the freezer

it exploded

and killed 10 people

well ethanol generally doesn't freeze

then why did you say you froze the vodka

+

it's only 40% ethanol

ah

why not go 100%

96% is considered the max