Notice I said selfies with Sargon

Not nudes with Sargon <:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>

Sargon is a myth

Idiots

Hes like Santa Claus and Slash

A myth, told to kids to make em happy

Yall are all delusional idiots😂

Thinking sargon is real

Hes an old folklore character

From 2016

I've seen no empirical evidence that Sargon is real

<:ohsargon:451135765368274954> possible sighting

Hes essentially bigfoot

Everyone sees him, but the evidence of his existence is lacking

Also...

YANG GANG

You cant dox a mythical creature

Idiot

No

All bs

@Ondsinet @Antiboom

The

You are the Duke of nothing, peasant

I'm the one true Duke

I sexually identified as an M4a3e2 Sherman Jumbo

<:kermit_spree:378719408438116352> <:kermit_spree:378719408438116352> <:kermit_spree:378719408438116352> <:kermit_spree:378719408438116352>

Sometimes my gender queer tendencies make me feel more like a Leopard 1a5

<:gun_mouth:510320222365024268>

But sometimes, when I'm really happy...I feel like a Panzerkampfwagen 4 ausf. H

Why'mst've not?

🔪

Shrek is love

Shrek is life

You are the definition

@M4Gunner no

You can ban me anytime senpai

Swift transportation type professionalism

You could cut this sexual tension with a knife

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

No u

You got your knife license mate?