Hard for me to look at it in that way when my 2 year-old is stuffing blocks between my toes

By getting pregnant, you've initiated a contract with the child to be its provider until it comes of age enough to initiate contracts on its own

in a sense yes

Ehhhh

It's more like a contract than property owning

As a parent i dont want a 30 yearold layabout

But im ok with helping them along

@MadLarkin That why I said "age of contract", so either 16 or 18, depending on the customs of your locality

so fucking autistic

Even beyond im ok with providing a landing pad for a failed venture, or marriage what have you

Does Cody need a hug?

These are all just made up concepts

You agree to it so it has power

@Cody You do that every day, when you initiate contracts

I DO NOT CREATE JOINDER

the word contract sounds bad

don't use it like that

Contracts are great

You pay a phone bill, right?

i love paying my phone bill

I love knowing that my phone bill won't skyrocket next month

Contracts, consenting exchange of goods for service, whatever you want to call itb

i'm signing a contract with my loved ones and gosh are we happy about it

You mean marriage? Sure

autistic

Machine

Language

Well seeing as how most places it is a codified legal process

there's no beauty in the word contract

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Well in the nitty gritty its not beautiful. Or atleast the logical side isnt always

some beholders are gay

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Almost forgot yer hat

surprised you remembered

i used to do it all the time

I have a collection of hats :x

He still does, but he used to as well

I still gotta buy you a beer