don't use it like that

Contracts are great

You pay a phone bill, right?

i love paying my phone bill

I love knowing that my phone bill won't skyrocket next month

Contracts, consenting exchange of goods for service, whatever you want to call itb

i'm signing a contract with my loved ones and gosh are we happy about it

You mean marriage? Sure

autistic

Machine

Language

Well seeing as how most places it is a codified legal process

there's no beauty in the word contract

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Well in the nitty gritty its not beautiful. Or atleast the logical side isnt always

some beholders are gay

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Almost forgot yer hat

surprised you remembered

i used to do it all the time

I have a collection of hats :x

He still does, but he used to as well

I still gotta buy you a beer

so what has been happening in this server past few months

nice nice

beer?

why beer

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I talked to a few leftist friends about Sargon and they believe him to be a sexist

they think he hates women

yes

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maybe the woman likes being sexist at

Like most women?

so why's he owe you a beer?

*exactly*

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but did you set his trash can on fire

ah