Who do you think is this guy?

yeah, it was pretty gross @Capitán Alatriste

If I can I'm going to watch Episode 9, but only after buying a ticket to a better movie and then just laughing at it like it's a comedy

That guy looks like a disappointment

@Capitán Alatriste no i don't want to. You can't make me!

I almost feel bad for JJ having to fix Rian's mess

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It's not even fixing

He was just hired for Stack Exchange.

@OpenCube hey man, I'm jealous of you for not having seen that

He's doing more damage as he tries to fix it

I am actually curious to see how he can salvage anything after Rian killed almost all plot threads

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He's bringing back the second Death Star by magically making it have wreckage larger than the size of a backpack

Wait, what?

What cancer is this?

NOOOOOOO no more death stars, please no

I'm going to go watch the new Star Wars movie regardless

And then plunking it down randomly, seemingly ignoring the sheer damage a chunk of Death Star that size would do to the planet when it lands

so bored of the death star

I see. Space Cancer™.

Because it's so bloody massive it would cause an extinction level event

But apparently no, the planet is still livable, and the Death Star chunk is just sitting there

The landscape around it is barely cracked, and it's just sort of standing upright

It doesn't look like it's leaning on anything

It's spectacle for the sake of spectacle

Add onto the fact that it's called "The Rise of Skywalker" and all the Skywalkers are fucking dead

@Kumiko well it's in a massve fucking crater

I still don't get why it falling that hard didn't do more damage

Or why it even has a piece that big left

also did it hint the emperor is back at the end of that trailer? If so that's great because it means literally nothing was achieved in the original trilogy. The new republic was a weak waste of time that could be destroyed in literally 5 minutes, the empire just came back, the Sith came back and if Palatine isn't even dead i swear...

that i will rage impotently

The thing got obliterated

Yeah he's back

They have no idea how to write for the Star Wars universe.

Superior ~~German~~ Imperial engineering

Not as a living man, hopefully

They just try to re-imagine the material already used.

Because if so then nothing was achieved

If they try a Force Ghost that shit'll be weird