Ask Kurt Eichwald.

Which is if you’re not going to trust one person with something

He is on my research team.

Trust no one with it

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#TeamEichwald

Except maybe one person you trust

You know, to help talk things over

OK

I trust you.

K

That is why I will tell you know my darkest secret.

It is the secret, the reason I watch tentacle porn.

Play close attention.

@Deleted User Isn't this a server with no NSFW?

It was a dark and cloudy January afternoon.

Eh who cares about tentacle porn

sshh

The wind was blowing and I found myself in a dark forest.

@Reason Vision shut up faggot

^

^

It is there that I saw the dark mother, the spawner of evil.

It was her, Shub Niggurath.

Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!

Get to the point

What point?

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Why you watch tentacle porn

Ah, right.

Points are a social constuct

@Galren you’re also a faggot

So, I was facing Shub Niggurath, alone in the forest on that January night.

ur a social construct

She was surrounded by a dark crowd of demons.

They swarmed around her like a cloud.

gof'nn hupadgh Shub-Niggurath

The extra details would be a nice touch if you could type as fast as you could talk

oof

Your plastic souls melt within cauldrons burning black