I should check these mainstream articles more, they're fucking gold <:shap:497652686603288576>

next article: black plasters are more expensive

this is racism!

inequality!

gender wage gap https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Co9CMgfXYAA8s7j.jpg

i know the red one is more expensive, but i just have a hunch that he's better suited for the role

White man uses wrong tone of plaster, clearly being racially insensitive.

are those juice grinders?

vacuum cleaners

LOl wtf

do brits actually call bandaids plasters?

yeah

Bandaid is a brand

its bbc so... i guess? <:shap:497652686603288576>

fuck, someone get that brit meme

looks like this with nose on: https://kidzgifts.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/henry-vacuum-cleaner-for-web.jpg

hHAHAHAHA

looks like a children's toy

gotta add plasters to the list

this is a pic of a childs toy

upsy stairsy

but to be fair it's an accurate resemblance

brits call keyboards typers? no way

no, no they don't

no

ok good

some of tohse might not be accurate

i see <:shap:497652686603288576>

ok im wasting time again, need work, bye <:shap:497652686603288576>

maybe that's what we called them in prince george's time

So, here's a thought. If Sargon actually manages to get elected, can he arrainge to have a diplomatic meeting with Trump (or at least someone on Trumps team who can be trusted to get word back to Trump accuratly.) to help Trump go after Silicon Vally with a full understanding of the situation?

I mean, he's just an MEP, not like Trump is going to give him much attention unless he has something to offer

Useful information. And possibly the ability to Verify Vee if Vee does the thing he was talking about doing on the TYT stream that Sargon, Vee and Rags had, and get that on his Radar.

Those would be things he has to offer.

@Capitán Alatriste @Metahuman1 Sargon's already hinted that Steve Bannon could get him some time with the President lol

YEEEEESSS!!! XD!

God that would be the most glorious thing!

Also,

Think Sargon, if he get's in, might be able to get the EU to smack Twitter with a Fine or something, or make Jack Dorsie show up to the EU parlement to testify so that Sargon can Grill him personally, over the fact that Twitter Banned his campaign on Twitter, and subsequently interfeared in the elecetion?

idk if EU parliament does public grillings

plus they don't even have jurisdiction