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Got to be careful with your words. Someone might get the wrong intentions.

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it's been months (atleast feels like it) since i had rain, sounds like it's one of those instance it rains solid rain, never had one of those fall on my head but that shit's gotta hurt lol

it's like tiny ice cubes apparently

(((S A V A G E)))

Nice

if it was sargon it would be, "carl benjamin ukip strangles puppies for fun"

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

lol

in tears

I should check these mainstream articles more, they're fucking gold <:shap:497652686603288576>

next article: black plasters are more expensive

this is racism!

inequality!

gender wage gap https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Co9CMgfXYAA8s7j.jpg

i know the red one is more expensive, but i just have a hunch that he's better suited for the role

White man uses wrong tone of plaster, clearly being racially insensitive.

are those juice grinders?

vacuum cleaners

LOl wtf

do brits actually call bandaids plasters?

yeah

Bandaid is a brand

its bbc so... i guess? <:shap:497652686603288576>

fuck, someone get that brit meme

looks like this with nose on: https://kidzgifts.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/henry-vacuum-cleaner-for-web.jpg

hHAHAHAHA

looks like a children's toy

gotta add plasters to the list

this is a pic of a childs toy

upsy stairsy

but to be fair it's an accurate resemblance

brits call keyboards typers? no way

no, no they don't

no

ok good

some of tohse might not be accurate

i see <:shap:497652686603288576>

ok im wasting time again, need work, bye <:shap:497652686603288576>