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I didn't know the name of it until I googled "hedgehog pokemon" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wanna buy Mordhau but my boss recently told me that my work schedule is "on a day by day basis, I'll call you."

So now I feel poor again.

sounds like you need to tell your boss to fuck off

And trying to find someplace that does forklift training is harder than I expected.

They do online bullshit. Cool. Like learning to drive a car online, who would trust that?

Went to a job fair, not one person wanted a copy of my resume, which I printed on resume paper to be impressive.

yeah, there's all sorts of online training I see for stuff that should be hands on

where do you live, ender?

It all seems like a scam. Louisiana.

ah, I'm in NC.

Baton Rouge. I'll dox myself.

Already got one gunshot scar, come at me, pussies.

0.o

"resume paper"?

the fuck is that

Yeah, nice paper that businesses and shit use for important shit

<:thronk:441701565607444482> why would you do that

nobody gives a shit about the quality of the paper you use

I was told it was a good idea by someone that often helps me out.

I think "help" might not be the right word

They gave me the paper so I had no reason to say no.

Not like I bought it from them.

But then they are used to financial business so maybe it's just an industry type thing.

if you've had a job before helps way more than the paper you use, as long as you don't use toilet paper

Trouble is, this was my first job and nobody else will fucking hire me.

McDonalds told me no.

Home Depot said I looked good, then never called me back.

stephen fry is /ourguy/ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6M7yUnW4AA-IC-?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

The rest were worse than that.

Literally cannot compete with teenagers.

I have a degree.

Not a really fancy one but still.

stephen fry is just showing how wide he likes his acehole

ew

Ah fuck it, buying Mordhau, before I get too depressed to even keep looking for a job.

oof

Degree in being a cuck

I worked hard. Till the blisters on my feet burst and bled.