@Fitzydog so what's your type? Cowgirls?

No

Salmon can be pretty good depending on your supplier

girls who work in construction?

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I can dig that

If she can run an excavator, she's my gal

kek

*dig* that

what if she's able to put you in a headlock?

😍

and fuck you like a bitch

It's a bonus if she's able to defend the house while I'm gone

you don't like protecing wahmen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxiivBn740k

I'd like to let everyone know that this is a thing

😂

Is that a girl?

No, it's just an ASMR engine rebuild

kinky

@galesteppes I can't be everywhere at once.

A man's got to work, and I need to be sure my whamman can defend the house

gotta make sure that child, dog and property is secure

👌🏻

you a manlet?

The best property is the kind that defends itself

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No, I just like efficiency.

Weak women are no better than children

So gun turrets when

now that's a property that can defend itself

but are you smol tho

No

I'm perfectly average lol

you 5'7-5'11?

5'9"

lololol

at this rate you'll need a stronker and taller girl

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Maybe that's my type

Joke: be taller than grillfriend
Woke: be short enough where your head meets grillfriends mams

this is memable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4RynhpuX1k

"If you have a small dick, it's over!!!" "If you are bald or balding, ITS OVER!!!"