Message from @Uksio

Discord ID: 579959921538236417


2019-05-20 09:10:12 UTC  

On a related note

2019-05-20 09:10:19 UTC  

mph?

2019-05-20 09:11:16 UTC  

@everyone if you’ve got cars behind you on a one lane each way road, and they’re flashing their high beams when you pass the “slow vehicles must use turnout” sign, and you don’t use the turnout, your mother doesn’t love you and you deserve to die painfully

2019-05-20 09:11:29 UTC  

@aradesh nah, I was using kph like he was

2019-05-20 09:11:34 UTC  

ah

2019-05-20 09:11:37 UTC  

was gonna say

2019-05-20 09:11:43 UTC  

that would be absolutely insane xD

2019-05-20 09:11:48 UTC  

If I coulda I woulda

2019-05-20 09:11:50 UTC  

<:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

2019-05-20 09:12:11 UTC  

Because something that can do 180 probably has downforce and would be able to keep it up for most of 101

2019-05-20 09:12:16 UTC  

Except for some sections

2019-05-20 09:12:39 UTC  

My mother once did 240km/h once. The car did a loooooong slide on the bend and she never ever tried that again

2019-05-20 09:12:52 UTC  

@Uksio long slides are fun though

2019-05-20 09:12:58 UTC  

Unless she crashes

2019-05-20 09:12:58 UTC  

> tfw your mum does a drift at high speed by accident

2019-05-20 09:13:01 UTC  

Crashed*

2019-05-20 09:13:10 UTC  

That’s when you need to git gud

2019-05-20 09:13:15 UTC  

What car was she driving?

2019-05-20 09:13:22 UTC  

ARE YOU A SHIRTIST!

2019-05-20 09:13:23 UTC  

Nah, the only time she made an oopsie was when she slid on ice

2019-05-20 09:13:40 UTC  

Ice will get anyone, that's not a driver's error

2019-05-20 09:13:44 UTC  

I’ve spun out on a highway before and somehow been fun

2019-05-20 09:13:46 UTC  

Fone*

2019-05-20 09:13:48 UTC  

Fine*

2019-05-20 09:13:50 UTC  

That was ice too

2019-05-20 09:13:55 UTC  

well it's perhaps driver's error for going fast on ice in the first place

2019-05-20 09:13:56 UTC  

But a small patch

2019-05-20 09:14:00 UTC  

And also me being dumb

2019-05-20 09:14:03 UTC  

@aradesh black ice

2019-05-20 09:14:17 UTC  

especially if the rest of the road isn’t icy

2019-05-20 09:14:29 UTC  

Although I think it my case it was actually some snow that had fallen off a tree

2019-05-20 09:14:39 UTC  

But it was compounded by me being dumb

2019-05-20 09:15:13 UTC  

She damaged two right wheels when she had Sudzuki Liana in a 90° turn (at rather slow speed), but the whole intersection was covered in ice, so the turn extended itself all the way to the curb

2019-05-20 09:15:20 UTC  

seems the police have upped the number of peolpe this time: https://twitter.com/LiverpoolLeft/status/1130142185603719169

2019-05-20 09:15:34 UTC  

As for the 240km/h drift - that one happened in VW Tiguan

2019-05-20 09:15:57 UTC  

After that she had Audi Q5 and nothing happened to it ever

2019-05-20 09:16:05 UTC  

And now she ownd BMW X5

2019-05-20 09:16:05 UTC  

lol Europe cars

2019-05-20 09:16:20 UTC  

Why do people like SUVs

2019-05-20 09:16:24 UTC  

Sudzuki is not Europe

2019-05-20 09:16:25 UTC  

They’re like the f-35