McDonald's will build the roads

that lady's based

Don't count on it

Our local council is building a new McDonald's, and a park for the McDonald. Except the money for the park is from the rate payers and McDonald's says we should be grateful they're building one

We already have 3 McDonald's between 2 small and close towns

McHighway

Dang, I should have went with "illegal aliens" there

I dunno how I haven’t gotten my license taken away or died yet

We ain't snitches here

But also imagine how tarded it would sound to call police over some unknown bloke's discord posting?

There was probably about a cumulative 1/2-1 hours where if a police officer had seen I probably would have ended up in jail

Nah I just meant how I was driving

I rarely text and drive

nazi scum! off are streets!

Only reason I did there was because the road was straight and no one else was there

we should chant that to anna soubry

"Uhm, hello officah, there is a bloke in muh discord chat that posted driving 160 units of velocity, do something about it!"

Heh

I spent some time closer to 180

Lol

I will get my adrenaline fix, damnit

On a related note

mph?

@everyone if you’ve got cars behind you on a one lane each way road, and they’re flashing their high beams when you pass the “slow vehicles must use turnout” sign, and you don’t use the turnout, your mother doesn’t love you and you deserve to die painfully

@aradesh nah, I was using kph like he was

ah

was gonna say

that would be absolutely insane xD

If I coulda I woulda

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Because something that can do 180 probably has downforce and would be able to keep it up for most of 101

Except for some sections

My mother once did 240km/h once. The car did a loooooong slide on the bend and she never ever tried that again

@Uksio long slides are fun though

Unless she crashes

> tfw your mum does a drift at high speed by accident

Crashed*

That’s when you need to git gud

What car was she driving?

ARE YOU A SHIRTIST!