Message from @desert hamster

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2019-06-22 17:39:41 UTC  

I have heard about the techtonic theory and that Oil is created on a much faster scale and rate than origionally estimated.

2019-06-22 17:40:26 UTC  

Aren't they already creating it in a lab even now under high pressure with microbes?

2019-06-22 17:40:30 UTC  

It's basically a natural version of this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrothermal_liquefaction

2019-06-22 17:41:08 UTC  

Tl;Dr, you pump biomass sludge underground and wait

2019-06-22 17:42:13 UTC  

Oooo! There's an idea!

Do hydraulic fracking with bio-slurries, so you can pump that out later

2019-06-22 17:42:33 UTC  

Never a shortage of bio-sludge.

2019-06-22 17:44:30 UTC  

I mean, this quicker oil production hypothesis makes more sense, tbh.

If we can make it in a lab in a few days, why do we assume it takes thousands of years underground?

2019-06-22 17:46:00 UTC  

Maybe it's a left over idea from the days before we knew much about biology, and we just assume that 'underground = old'?

2019-06-22 17:51:34 UTC  

1791's new video irks me

2019-06-22 17:52:24 UTC  

"free speech protects unpopular speech, and unpopular speech is by definition, not popular"

2019-06-22 17:52:59 UTC  

@Fitzydog this is really Intresting

2019-06-22 17:53:08 UTC  

Thanks for sharing

2019-06-22 17:54:07 UTC  

@Fitzydog we assumed the years due to geological locations and the fact most oil patches are around where sea life was said to be but hasn't been for some time

2019-06-22 17:59:41 UTC  

So fuck the gnd! We can can just round up climate activists and commies and pump them into the ground so we can make oil a renewable energy source.

2019-06-22 17:59:51 UTC  

This is truly a wonderful day!

2019-06-22 18:02:31 UTC  

What if there was an extremely efficient chemical conversion of carbon dioxide into other chemicals, hmmm?

2019-06-22 18:10:07 UTC  

that would still be racist

2019-06-22 18:10:14 UTC  

Plenty of neat things you can create from C02, but we can't get folks to stop burning GMO corn in countries riddled with Starvation because *Mah Evil Science*, so it may be awhile before we can Soylent Green these folks and progress again.

2019-06-22 18:10:16 UTC  

since the oil companies would exist

2019-06-22 18:10:23 UTC  

and the point of combating climate change

2019-06-22 18:10:31 UTC  

is not to reduce temperature

2019-06-22 18:10:33 UTC  

Delet blcaks

2019-06-22 18:10:44 UTC  

but to bring in communism

2019-06-22 18:10:51 UTC  

Likely

2019-06-22 18:11:32 UTC  

Extreame Global Cooling Inititive, Where is the Frost Punk Big Cold organizations?

2019-06-22 18:11:46 UTC  

didnt they teach you anything in your marxism classes?

2019-06-22 18:12:24 UTC  

Seems not

2019-06-22 18:20:22 UTC  

it's people

it's cow farts

2019-06-22 18:29:56 UTC  

Nuclear power for my electric car

2019-06-22 18:29:59 UTC  

That’s all I want

2019-06-22 18:30:11 UTC  

And then also the gas car for fun

2019-06-22 18:30:30 UTC  

Since while electrics are fast and fun and all, there’s just something else about an engine

2019-06-22 18:32:35 UTC  

We need to turn our landfills into oil production facilities

2019-06-22 18:34:46 UTC  

Reasonable, but we still ought to sequester co2

2019-06-22 18:34:50 UTC  

Or at least try

2019-06-22 18:35:08 UTC  

Like, global warming aside it fucks up the ocean

2019-06-22 18:36:23 UTC  

But if we could replace all power generation with nuclear and/or solar I’d imagine we could offset the cars just by offsetting chinas power

2019-06-22 18:36:44 UTC  

Also Chinese cars are already so crappy I don’t see the problem with just replacing them with tiny crappy electrics

2019-06-22 18:36:51 UTC  

@Fitzydog garbage to oil?

2019-06-22 18:37:23 UTC  

@galesteppes Yes. Do it in stages to breakdown various parts of the waste, until its just scrap metal leff