Message from @Duke of Mecklenburg

Discord ID: 594388995148873798


2019-06-29 04:41:10 UTC  

I like having a watch when I'm diving

2019-06-29 04:42:07 UTC  

You talk about diving as if that's a normal hobby people have

2019-06-29 04:42:51 UTC  

Its not?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/594387283415662605/20170923_004218.jpg

2019-06-29 04:43:25 UTC  

I usually free dive cuz I'm lazy, tho

2019-06-29 04:43:52 UTC  

No, it's something that you did once when you were 15 and your family went on vacation to Cancun, but you keep pretending like you're going to go do it again and you get that diving sticker on your car.

Or, if you're a doctor/lawyer making 6 figures

2019-06-29 04:44:13 UTC  

I have all the equipment

2019-06-29 04:44:22 UTC  

I dont do it as much as I'd like to tho

2019-06-29 04:44:34 UTC  

Usually have to do it in lakes

2019-06-29 04:44:40 UTC  

Nowadays

2019-06-29 04:44:47 UTC  

I only own cheap watches

2019-06-29 04:45:46 UTC  

Tho I've dived the Keys, the flower gardens off Texas, and a few oil rigs...along with Cozumel, the bahamas, St.Lucia, and Grand Cayman

2019-06-29 04:45:52 UTC  

It's cool as hell

2019-06-29 04:45:52 UTC  

I think it's called IWC aquatimer

2019-06-29 04:45:53 UTC  

Watches are annoying, limit your freedom of motion, unnecessarily gaudy, are just another thing to break, and are a safety hazard that can get you killed around machinery

2019-06-29 04:46:02 UTC  

I love the ocean

2019-06-29 04:46:49 UTC  

@Fitzydog some people collect stamps...I just collect watches

2019-06-29 04:46:54 UTC  

And guns

2019-06-29 04:46:59 UTC  

@Fitzydog I want an implant that would pulse the time into a nerve directly and you'd just know the correct length of second and time

2019-06-29 04:49:11 UTC  

I just have a phone

2019-06-29 04:49:15 UTC  

🤷🏼

2019-06-29 04:49:39 UTC  

Yur mean

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/594388994545025024/20190619_152535.jpg

2019-06-29 04:50:05 UTC  

I just find watches silly and feminine

2019-06-29 04:52:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/594389655722524693/20190623_235034.jpg

2019-06-29 04:53:54 UTC  

@Fitzydog watches are just the male equivalent of jewelry

2019-06-29 04:54:06 UTC  

wow

2019-06-29 04:54:08 UTC  

makes you look stupid and valuernable

2019-06-29 04:54:15 UTC  

Exactly

2019-06-29 04:54:20 UTC  

I didnt know X-Raided was out of jail now

2019-06-29 04:54:39 UTC  

25 years for murder

2019-06-29 04:55:05 UTC  

Well, don't kill people

2019-06-29 04:55:20 UTC  

good call

2019-06-29 04:55:28 UTC  

you know i stay my ass outta trouble

2019-06-29 04:55:32 UTC  

@Fitzydog even easier, don't be a nigger

2019-06-29 04:55:41 UTC  

that also helps

2019-06-29 04:56:16 UTC  

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2019-06-29 04:56:24 UTC  

this nigga got stabbed for not producing 2 beaners' album

2019-06-29 04:56:31 UTC  

Naughty word is funny

2019-06-29 04:56:53 UTC  

on the yard