You tank a gallon jug of water before sleep, no hangover

@Dust because you wish you could be celebrating freedom day

@Dust Hey look an Applebees

@Dust that's so beautiful I might cry

@DOSagain so why can’t you get hammered tonight?

I work tomorrow

🤔

So?

If you’re not gonna get hungover

Then I don’t see the problem

It's midnight here, and I have to drive for my work tomorrow

When tomorrow

8am

And why didn’t you already get hammered then

Wake up at 6:45am

Like, why did you wait until now to consider it

I was busy doing other stuff

F

Like getting slurpees at the 7/11

F

And making tofu edible

And pounding out 40 mins on an exercise bike

All of those after 8 am?

What?

Pm*

Yeah

Tofu

Wtf

^

Explain

Yes, it's cheap

Faggot

Totes faggotry

$2 per lb

My man @Fitzydog gets it

@DOSagain so?

It's not a permanent replacement

Why tofu

It’s freedom day

Get yourself some freedom food