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FUCK YEAH!! \*lights off fireworks*

@Antiboom Yup, because all gun owners who were responsible were treated the same way as a mentally ill person

@Dust I’m gonna get hammered tonight in honor of that one instance

@Antiboom I already am

> tonight

like you're not hammered every night

@Fitzydog I’ll join the ranks shortly, was just at my grandparents house

I would if I didn't have work tomorrow

@Dust shaddup

Also that’s confirmation bias

Will just have a belated celebration tomorrow

@DOSagain F for your freedom

Also that you get hangovers

Soon

Hangovers happen to underprepared, dehydrated people

I celebrated treason day

You tank a gallon jug of water before sleep, no hangover

@Dust because you wish you could be celebrating freedom day

@Dust Hey look an Applebees

@Dust that's so beautiful I might cry

@DOSagain so why can’t you get hammered tonight?

I work tomorrow

🤔

So?

If you’re not gonna get hungover

Then I don’t see the problem

It's midnight here, and I have to drive for my work tomorrow

When tomorrow

8am

And why didn’t you already get hammered then

Wake up at 6:45am

Like, why did you wait until now to consider it

I was busy doing other stuff

F

Like getting slurpees at the 7/11

F

And making tofu edible

And pounding out 40 mins on an exercise bike