launched my trolley and rode it across the car park

old dude was just like

"I like it"

"you're just a big kid and it looks like fun"

Don't tell your wife

but men never grow up

NEVER

it's too late she knows

I live nextdoor to my parents and my dad is worse than me

humans never grow up

true

one of the sad realities of growing up is to realize adults are just as retarded as you are

😄

I'm just pretending to be retarded

I too post on 4Chan (I don't)

just a lurker ey

I think you could use a bigger applicator

Sucks for you, that stain is for fences

It's even got a picture of a shed on the side. You fucked up

anyone know any good US postal redirection services so i can get a new MAGA hat sent to the UK?

<:NPC:500042735617703967>:"how dare do I a tolerant communist liberal get tossed out for harassing a drumph supporter!!! Trump is a national SOCIALIST!!! Reee!!!"
http://magaimg.net/img/8e53.jpg

Maybe next time don't be the asshole of the week and be happy they did not press charges for harassment

But he's *Right Side Of History^TM!!!*

If you ever needed to know if Trump is an actual Republican

even in DC a MAGA hat is bad

if they cared they'd clamp down on that

it's a right to wear that hat

yadda yadda

but they're wearing a red hat, so must be a nazi

i've had complete strangers causing a kerfuffle on the train and the like even here in the UK for wearing a MAGA hat lol

oh that sounds like fun

I'm half American and can vote. I like squirming little soybois that have more opinions on the President than their own country

you don't even have to be a citizen to vote in the US though <:trumped:440551399772913674>

Depends what state your in, it seems

@gonejamin you might need a bigger applicator, I'm done <:chad:431600553806790667>

Also notice how nothing is done against antifa terrorists

let it dry a bit and I'll give it a second coat

a nice shade of dog turd

I'm sure the wife will love it