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ALPHA MAN BRINGS HOME CHICKEN

@Romulus classic

just went to the store and saw a unicorn doll that simulates taking a shit in a diaper. every day we stray further from god

I went to the store earlier

and some 40 something dude smoking a vape

I walking through a cloud

overtake him

Beat him and take his vape?

and wavie across my nose and say

"Very Feminine"

he's smoking strawberries and ice cream or something

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I think he lost the will to live

he didn't reply

He's probably smoking a cigarette right now to prove his dick is longer than 2 inches

I Love being 6 foot two

it's so good for IRL shit posting

Can anybody spot the problem

the shop is too bad

Bad meme

Woman in a Police Uniform

Woman in a school

When I call 999

woman wearing trousers instead of a lovely frock with flowers on it

I want someone bigger than me

Calling the police is gay

Good luck with the new recrument policy

calling the police gay is ok though

I don't like Police

@Big Ron only if you say "in my opinion" first

Pew pew shoot innocents

Yes the police do nothing but shoot the innocent

It's Italian

And then they just get to go on an extended vacation

Ok sure

In which they lose money

And their kids go hungry, maybe.

And then they face a dozen civil lawsuits

The point of calling 999 is I need someone bigger than me

Change My Mind

Whether they were justified or not