They always leave out the "illegal"

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no human bean is illegal <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

Illegal aliens working in the criminal sector sure do pay for my benefits! <:HonkHonk:566814473646768128>

The lack of the word illegal <:triggered:382980748115968000>

It's true. When we organise it ain't pretty

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https://twitter.com/samanthamaiden/status/1161611964688130048

BASED CHAIR MAN EATS PIE

https://www.saatchiart.com/print/Painting-Parsing-Bill/488702/1670265/view

Capitalism 👌🏿

https://twitter.com/JeremyClarkson/status/1161920575910088705

@Dust

maybe if he applied himself a bit more he wouldn't have to rent it

Imagine just 1) It's not for sale 2) It's in a forgein country

Clarkson's got Amazon bucks and he roots his money through the Isle of Man

based

isle of man is pretty epic

it's also a tax haven <:kek:590371888480387073>

`The Isle of Man is a low-tax economy with no capital gains tax, wealth tax, stamp duty, or inheritance tax and a top rate of income tax of 20%. A tax cap is in force: the maximum amount of tax payable by an individual is £125,000 `
oy vey how dare they not tax people

Bezo's Bucks and you don't pay tax

Also Clarkson had a massive house

he loved the location

so I blew his house up

and built a new one

how does one become a citizen of the isle of man anyway

and.. how do the women there look

I imagine you buy a house

https://www.facebook.com/13545876830/posts/10156199018781831/

apparently @Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 they're just UK citizens

well there must be something. Clarkson wasn't born in the isle of man

`Isle of Man-issued British passports can presently be issued to any British citizen resident in the Isle of Man`

so you just have to live there

`speed limits – while the Island has speed limit laws (and indeed in general has road traffic laws much like those of the UK) more than half its roads are derestricted – that is to say they have no specific speed limit.
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this is the real reason clarkson wanted to live there

Isle of man sounds nice

right?

thought about moving there a few years ago but idk if i wanna give up australian citizenship <:pepe_sad:560202541904953365>