Damn target pulles the game because liberal morons whined

"Similarly, when you pass go, you get a $50 "living wage," which was presumably reduced from the usual $200 to emphasize that "socialism makes everyone poorer" or somesuch. 13/"

Talk about reading into it. They could've picked any number really. (sarcasm incoming) Oh nvm, you cracked the code. You read into the deep lore of socialist monopoly, my dude. They're saying that socialism makes you poorer, without any backing arguments. It's not like this is a game meant to be light humor.

"But then when the minimum wage is increased, this wage doesn't actually increase, but instead, once again for no reason the community fund pays money to a private bank. 14/"

when a board games get socialism better then the socialists <:kek:590371888480387073>

So, you're assuming the one going around competing to buy property across the board is a proletariat?

aren't there millions of other proles?

Where the hell does the money for minimum wage come from? Why would players be collecting minimum wage, if they're the sole donators to the community fund?

all the game needed to do was say "the community fund pays the minimum wagE"

but it left that out, so you didn't read between the lines

so you're out of the loop, basically

like you don't know what colour the sky is unless you look up to remind yourself

that's literally the levels of discordia we're in

"Likewise, because "socialism" allegedly hates people doing well, a card lets you confiscate wealth from someone with some sort of vote. But then, rather than actually redistributing that wealth to those less well off, the wealth is simply destroyed and removed from the game. 15/"

if you give people the ability to redistribute wealth, they will do so democratically

that's democratic socialism

do you even understand your own ideology

Holy diatribe Batman

You need a blog bro

are you even aware of the chinese subversion... the emails being sent by 50 centers to your inbox

Ikr

Ever thought about writing on Steem? At least you'd get paid for it

wtf is steem

lol

Alt tech platform that pays you in crypto for the number of views you get

hm

ill write it down, thanks

Np

just thought id have time to fire this off, honeslty

this guy keeps going and going

i dunno if i can continue

see how much more autism there is to sort through

oh there's 6 more; I can power through <:chad:431600553806790667>

"Voting is also mocked. Maybe because voting creates market uncertainty for big banks and monopoly capitalists from whose perspective this game was apparently designed? Voting is portrayed as serving mainly to "shake things up" and something socialists are "constantly" doing. 16/"

yes, because it's called MONOPOLY which not at all points at how socialism is just another monopoly. Oh wait, sorry that'd discredit your narrative that capitalism is all about monopolies.

and shaking things up is what's done to undermine the credible democratic system

or if the socialists are in power, to continue the democratic farce, if there's a shift in internal leadership? I don't think you're aware that china exists as a country.

it's how Xi Xinping got into power, but nevermind that, china doesn't exist!

and the first thing Xi did do was to execute or jail all of the yes men of the Guy before him

"Of course the great irony here is that that the game we now know as "Monopoly" originally started out as "The Landlord's Game," invented by Georgist feminist comedian Lizzie Magie to satirize capitalist rent-seeking... 17/"

so that's the deep lore! You've cracked the deep lore! Sins of the father, sins of the son. Like, it's all somehow connected, so it can never change from its point of origin.