I wish I could live at least 95 years.

Bad people always seem to last the longest.

Turns out the secret to eternal life is being a cunt.

Statistically speaking maybe.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ADOBE

WHY

why would you put that home button there

I think the US should have nuked Mugabe or sent in a swat team to kill him the second the stories about his doings of killing white farmers and stuff came out.

@Dust kek.

But Dat wOul bE RaCiS

But how. A horrible corrupt dictator is a dictator.

And there are thousends of them in this planet

Colonial Nukism

@Nobel Suprise We should kill them a bullet or a bomb at a time.

Will, that was the C.I.A's job

Instead, they are shooting and bombing schools

I wouldn't be surprised if the CIA contracted school shooters.

Broo Nukism

Broo Tulsiism

https://giant.gfycat.com/DefensiveSociableAlpineroadguidetigerbeetle.webm

I'm sick of being a no body

How would you feel if you were dead and you could see people commenting about your death saying stuff like, 'that nigga ded' and stuff?

O' lord I lay down my head, that nigga, he dead.
Remember this?

@Ondsinet smh my head

Shake my head my head?

Smh

@Dust 'sjust my head

Whats the attraction to Billy Eyelash?

She looks like a goth horse

she a hoe

A potathoe

@josephchansen did you literally just suggest sending in a swat team to kill a foreign dictator?

Yes

Thought so when I was 12 or something

...

Swat

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Swat is local police

You realize that, right?

You’re thinking SEALs or DEVGRU