For being given Mecklenburg till Gustavus Adolphus raped the Holy roman empires catholic death cult army, and put his cousins back in charge

Kalmar union

kalmar union sounds like something from a vidya game

that's where the Squid People come from

Those people eat rotten fish

Well...it was a real thing

A Kalmar union 2.0 would ve great

Surströmming is great @Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸

Sweden-Norway was kinda a kalmar 2.0

True

But its not a real Kalmar union if the danish arent in

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What about the finns?

Finns are needed too

Also...Copenhagen has to be the capital

But the joke would’ve gotten too long and wouldnt be funny

Dane gang ruled kalmar union afterall

Köpenhamn or Stockholm tbh

Meh

Stockholm never ruled the kalmar

Sweden wasnt a great power yet

I know. But rn its a pretty strategic place

Thats Why I’m saying either Köpenhamn or Stockholm

Copenhagen is best

For my german blitz

After kaliningrad pomerania and silesia

And austria

And czechia

Ngl german military is shite

Not when I rule

Also

So is all of Scandinavias

Guerilla army <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

tfw all of Skåne becomes a minefield in a week

Of germanys 9 frigates 5 are even available, none of its submarines are currently usable, 2 of its 5 corvettes are dry docked and only 8 of its 12 minesweepers are operating
Of its 136 Eurofighters 39 are operational, and only 26 of its 113 older tornado fighters are operational
only 14 of its 65 tiger attack helicopters are operational
Only 105 Leopard 2 tanks of its 525 arsenal is operational...of its 200 Puma IFVs 27 are operational...of its 196 PZH 2000 Self propelled artillery 42 are operational...of its 382 marder IFVs 105 are operational...of its 982 Wiesels 280 are operational, and of it's nearly 2000 Fuchs only 480 are operational

Germanys military is fucked

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240 tanks currently used in sweden. 120 in use rn and the rest in storage

betacuck numbers

come on guys