Attention:
Mandatory Penis Inspection
August 2019
This is a mandatory inspection for all male students. The mandatory health inspections will be conducted on August 12th 2019. The inspections will be held from 2:40 up until 6:00. All male students who do not complete this inspection will need to complete an inspections held on September 7th 2019. If a student fails to complete either of these inspections, they will be forced to be “stop and frisked” and show the member of the faculty that conducts this search his penis.
Please not that uncircumcised students will have to report to the uncircumcised line. This line will see mandatory circumcisions as circumcision is a lead factor in unaccented deaths.
In order to pass, a student must complete three tasks: have foreskin cleanly cut off, pubescent hair must be under two inches, and receive a penis vaccination. If these tasks are completed, the student will receive a pass. If these requirements are not met, the student will receive a fail.
*Note, Seniors who fail to complete a penis inspection will not graduate
