Message from @Udyr Shit Post God

Discord ID: 604108888907710474


2019-07-25 23:59:43 UTC  

blocked him, annoying

2019-07-25 23:59:51 UTC  

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2019-07-26 00:00:35 UTC  

BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE

2019-07-26 00:01:55 UTC  

So there was this one day where I was fucking my dog because she was sexy as fuck, I didn't know what the fuck I wanted to do. But then my sexy ass sister caught me and told my parents. She is 7 years old so she doesn't know any better at all. I had to hide it so I locked myself in the bathroom with semen cumming out of the dogs asshole. I was so fucked so I jumped out of the window and took my 7 year old sister with me. We hunkered down in a shed and then I took her clothes off as I took all my clothes off also. As we were having the toughest sex I've ever had with her she was crying super loud. When a cop came to the shed and saw me fucking her I went all shadow Clone jitsu on that biatch. I was like sign gang sign fast ass Naruto signs and then I was like, "Which one is me? You don't know," and then I fucked the cop until she cummed everywhere. I killed her by shoving suicide pills down her throat along with my sister and raped both of them for about 20 straight hours before I went home. I came back 2 hours later and started fucking them again. And then right after that I woke up.. It was all just a sweet ass dream, I was so mad. ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก So then I just killed myself and the wrote this post.

2019-07-26 00:04:09 UTC  

MUSIC MAKE YOU LOSE CONTROL MUSIC MAKE YOU LOSE CONTROL BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP SUGAR TITS WHINY BITCH SHAKY TITS WASHY BLIPS

2019-07-26 00:12:00 UTC  

FREE ROCKY

2019-07-26 00:14:21 UTC  

ู…ุณุชู†ุฏุฉ ุนู„ู‰ JAH ุŸ!

2019-07-26 00:14:30 UTC  

fucking clown world

2019-07-26 00:18:31 UTC  

trump is an idiot.

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2019-07-26 00:18:39 UTC  

this rapper hates him.

2019-07-26 00:19:56 UTC  

Free my nigga rocky

2019-07-26 00:24:17 UTC  

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2019-07-26 00:26:59 UTC  

MUSIC MAKE YOU LOSE CONTROL

2019-07-26 00:28:16 UTC  

I'm spooning my dog

2019-07-26 00:28:19 UTC  

ITS nice

2019-07-26 00:28:20 UTC  

Attention:

Mandatory Penis Inspection

August 2019

This is a mandatory inspection for all male students. The mandatory health inspections will be conducted on August 12th 2019. The inspections will be held from 2:40 up until 6:00. All male students who do not complete this inspection will need to complete an inspections held on September 7th 2019. If a student fails to complete either of these inspections, they will be forced to be โ€œstop and friskedโ€ and show the member of the faculty that conducts this search his penis.

Please not that uncircumcised students will have to report to the uncircumcised line. This line will see mandatory circumcisions as circumcision is a lead factor in unaccented deaths.

In order to pass, a student must complete three tasks: have foreskin cleanly cut off, pubescent hair must be under two inches, and receive a penis vaccination. If these tasks are completed, the student will receive a pass. If these requirements are not met, the student will receive a fail.

*Note, Seniors who fail to complete a penis inspection will not graduate

2019-07-26 00:28:22 UTC  

Goodnight

2019-07-26 00:29:29 UTC  

@amsalem big spoon or little spoon?

2019-07-26 00:33:02 UTC  

Trump just wanted to be president so he could shitpost on twitter without getting banned

2019-07-26 00:44:32 UTC  
2019-07-26 00:44:42 UTC  

Now shes at my feet tho

2019-07-26 00:47:17 UTC  

@amsalem hi friend

2019-07-26 00:47:28 UTC  

Henlo

2019-07-26 00:47:34 UTC  

shabbat shalom

2019-07-26 00:47:56 UTC  

im sorry i had to

2019-07-26 00:51:44 UTC  
2019-07-26 00:51:54 UTC  

im muslim

2019-07-26 00:52:10 UTC  

8==3D

2019-07-26 00:52:33 UTC  

8==3

2019-07-26 00:52:38 UTC  

83

2019-07-26 00:52:42 UTC  

8=3

2019-07-26 00:54:22 UTC  

im a nigga

2019-07-26 00:59:10 UTC  

@gauthist no u!

2019-07-26 00:59:14 UTC  

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2019-07-26 00:59:30 UTC  

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2019-07-26 01:00:00 UTC  

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2019-07-26 01:00:12 UTC  

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