Message from @9HH
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oh man, I didn't even hit send after reading that, jesus
@Fried a fixie bike has 1 gear
thats gay
you know what's really gay? riding a bike with no seat cushion thing, just the pole sticking out
OUCH
nobody fucking does that
ive seen it
if you do your homeless
ride standing up or youre a faggot
true that
I wanna get a nice bike when I move, ride it around, get a whole uniform like a douche
i see people in my ghetto always riding their bikes standing up
they think its cool
why
standing up and not sitting?
No
is it to be faster or some shit
@9HH it mostly means they scoping out looking for something to rob or around for shit they can scavenge, better view.
of course
you'll notice they don't really look straight ahead either but the sidewalks
or in cars
better view
thats how you crash your bike into a pole
yea well, no one ever said they were smart
theres this boy in my school that rides his bike home **no handed in the middle of the street**
i keep shouting at him that he'll get hit by a car
since he doesnt listen to me i hope he does get hit
fuck /r9k/ I have a headache from laughing
but secretly you wish you were him
yes
i find it super fucking hot to be hit by a car and rushed to the ER with tubes in my mouth
or you were sitting on the seat and he's lurched over pedaling with his hands on the handlebars
wha
don't mind me
that would take skill
had a laughing fit over here
boomer humor
what had you laughing, grandpa?