>r9k

Kys

Faggot

I'm going to break you in half one day @Dank and I'm out of shape and halfdead.

oh shit, sorry

I'm in a wagie thread telling them they're all losers and how I can sit on my ass all day and fan my balls

@Dank ?

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oh man, I didn't even hit send after reading that, jesus

@Fried a fixie bike has 1 gear

thats gay

you know what's really gay? riding a bike with no seat cushion thing, just the pole sticking out

OUCH

nobody fucking does that

ive seen it

if you do your homeless

ride standing up or youre a faggot

true that

I wanna get a nice bike when I move, ride it around, get a whole uniform like a douche

i see people in my ghetto always riding their bikes standing up

they think its cool

why

@9HH you don't know why they do that?

standing up and not sitting?

No

is it to be faster or some shit

@9HH it mostly means they scoping out looking for something to rob or around for shit they can scavenge, better view.

its the ghetto

of course

you'll notice they don't really look straight ahead either but the sidewalks

or in cars

better view

thats how you crash your bike into a pole

yea well, no one ever said they were smart

theres this boy in my school that rides his bike home **no handed in the middle of the street**

i keep shouting at him that he'll get hit by a car

since he doesnt listen to me i hope he does get hit

fuck /r9k/ I have a headache from laughing

but secretly you wish you were him

yes

i find it super fucking hot to be hit by a car and rushed to the ER with tubes in my mouth