Message from @torbosjek
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Keanu probably does not understand that we work hard to finish the game. He comes in without knocking, he accosts us, kicks us in chairs and teases us so we can play him a bit - says Łukasz Bąbel from the QA department.
The actor allegedly also complains loudly that he is bored, he screams that "someone else can walk, and he just shoots", and if someone leaves the computer, immediately sits in his place and fires the demo CP 2077, and says "this game is about me".
what
Is that real
apparently its Polands version of the Onion
so unfortunatly no
but it reminds of that Keanu shoplifting copy pasta
I want to believe its real though
In 1991 during the filming for 'Point Break' Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
Keanu is too autistic to do stuff like that
Here's a based thing that once happened, a cashier poked holes in brand new condoms with needles to get sluts pregnant. highIQ
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its all week
peace
calculated
was it worth the weight?
yes
have you not seen the video
i thought it was fps gameplay
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