I'm

So

Bored.

This is peak Lanius posting hours

Peak Lanius bar posting hours. I should stream this shit.

lanius getting cucked hard by his friends

sad

Pretty much. They're still like an hour away. Lol

Lonely lanius hours

Place is poppin though.

Only playin nigger music in the interims.

Wiggers can't dance. They just pretend to drive a car. Lol

how are you at a bar but can't get pussy

I could have last night but turned her down. Lol

that ugly huh

Jack their speakers and play some wholesome white beats

play some hwhite ROCK and roll

Nah. She was qt af. Just wanted to be a good christian.

good christians can be nawty

it's all about the number of partners

I am so

Fucking

BORED

Come to the bar with me.

I wish I could bra

Working

What do ya do?

Security

who the fuck are you

Alphonsus. Who are you.

Fun

Beat up some bums and call it security.

I started working at 10pm last night.

It's 7:37am now

Oof. Beaten all the bums?

4 and a half more ours

Nah no one makes my night exciting

Chain smoking cigarettes all night

Buy him more siggies?

And then beat em for smoking.

Just got a drunk guy that doesn't know what space is and thot who wanted to tell me her whole story.