I was gonna tell a hot story.

Prolly TMI

So my cousin is getting married in Reno. He lives there, this isn't a quicky thing. Just that he lives in Reno.

I take my at this point not even girlfriend (we were broken up at the time) with me as a +1 because i've always wanted a +1

We are staying at hotel that is part of the extended chain I am working at at the time (at cost rate)

heh wish we had a happy merchant emote.

anyway we were sleeping in the same bed and talking throughout the night.

I sleep for a bit.

There is a happy merchant emote.

OH HELL YEAH WE DO!

SWEET

taking a leak one sec

ok back

So we talk, sleep, repeat, and she makes it clear she would not object to stuff.

at some point I get up to take a leak.

I am gone maybe 30 seconds

Now, she'd previously been wearing a cute Pajama pants, sports bra, cami combo

but after i get back in bed I have a very slow relization

she is now entirely nude.

i freeze up when i realize this.

She grabs me by the wrist, and places my hand on her breast.

it stays like this for a bit, and then I l slowly, painfully withdraw.

We make out a bit a few minutes later but that is it.

and that's as close as we got to anything before we got married.

All I could think of was her crying afterward.

Even if she made it clear in the moment that was what she wanted, I respected her too much to take advantage of a moment of weakness.

that is what marriage and relationships are.

being strong for the other person when they can't be

That was one of the hardest (literal and metaphorical) moments of my life.

lol

I'm glad i did it in the long run.

A woman's (and a man's) virtue is worth something. No matter what pop culture says.

I would also remind the audience that the Candiru is a 5'0" H cup with perfect thiccness.

She's got

HUGE

TRACTS

OF

LAND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNaXdLWt17A

Chad dad Vs soy boy

Love Monty Python.