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<@578658867311935488> are you salazam?

<:PepeTux:494352827611611148>

Unicorns are gay

Thus you gay

Gays are beta

You stick out like a sore thumb

That's how I knew you were sal just by reading one of your messages from a brand new account

<:PepeTux:494352827611611148>

Uh huh

<:PepeTux:494352827611611148>

Uh uh

That'll all change

Once you're on there

<:PepeTux:494352827611611148>

Uh huh

Uh huh

Uh huh

Wait

You said momsie-womsies

That's plural

<:thinking3d:494352154748911646>

Ur mom gay

Uh huh

Sure

You literally just proved that you're maternal parent dost homosexual

Your*

Science says otherwise

Uh huh

4chan is gay

🦀 *school is gone* 🦀

You tryin' real hard to be an /r9k/ cuck.

That's gay

Obviously you do

<:PepeTux:494352827611611148>

I am the only thing giving your existence significance

You should thank me

Without me, who would be there to have petty arguments with you?

You need me

<:PepeTux:494352827611611148>

Uh huh