Nope

Death to Smoochy. It's good for a few laughs. Got Bedward Smorton in it too

Welp

Gtg

Earn your keep, child!

"allowance" smh... kids these days are spoiled rotten

i'm reading a jehova's whitnesses pamphlet.

Is it the one where the lions and tigers are just chillin with the humans and bunnies?

no it's got like tanks and japanese people wearing masks. it's called awake.

The comic strip ones?

No it's like a magazine, they have another one called the watchtower too, idk where it came from.
i actually was forced to go to the kingdom hall of jehova's whitnesses with my great great aunt from 7 to the age of 14 every sunday, tuesday, thursday, and saturday i had go door to door.

then i decided i would rather go out and the streets and get on drugs instead

not like i planned that out or anything.

I went door to door selling candy when I was a kid. I was good at it. It helped prep me for selling drugs later on.

I earn my keep

I do more chores than my siblings combined

Ya but you get paid.

BETAAAAAA!!!

When I was a kid, I did chores, babysat AND worked on the neighbor's farm all for free.

That magazine was pretty wack.

Guess you were a dumb-dumb kid

Shoulda asked for shekels

I got something better. Character and work ethic nigga.

The first page was good but then the rest of it was about jesus coming back and the paradise and how we are going to have a global government. it kept quoting einstien and a bunch of other dumb philosophers..... dante? bunch of data from the united nations and stuff. i like how they talked about environmental issues though. even with my newfound conservatism i find the dismissal of global warming amazingly retarded.

Ya Jovis are pretty insane. The friends I had who grew up in the religion turned out pretty nuts

Global warming is retarded tho. js

half of the coral reefs in the entire world have died in MY lifetime

i'm only 30

So? You wear coral necklaces or something?

no, i just like to be able to eat food.

Whatever dies get replaced by something new. The planet (i.e. God) knows what it's doing.

i'm not rolling those dice

Like those microbes they discovered that can metabolize plastic.

it's my job, that's why he gave me testicles.

If the weather gets weird and the eart's surface becomes uninhabitable we'll just move to underwater cities and grow sea-cabbages and shit

Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.

That's why we apex predator #1 nigga

i'll just fix it myself

sea cabbage doesn't sound very tasty. i prefer a nice medium rare porterhouse.

we'll agriculturalize manatees. It'll taste the same

I for one look forward to the waterworld future. I've already got plans on starting a submarine racing league