Adios, Salazam

@DA PROBLEM What do you have?

A beta wouldn’t understand.

Two 100mm turbos is *a lot* of money. It's gotta be something pretty rad.

A man is supposed to be in control of his surroundings, his environment. So a car is merely an extension of your abilities.

What do you drive ?

I have 3 vehicles.
1.) Dodge Ram 1500 (daily)
2.) Suzuki GS500F
3.) 1966 Plymouth Fury (tastefully upgraded)

It’s fast but can stop. It turned and slides but controllably.

Fury = Alpha

The Fury was my first car. I bought it, cracked the block in the first 30 miles, and rebuilt pretty much the entire thing. From brakes to engine, the only thing I haven't done *anything* to is the rear differential. I need to do some interior work, and get it painted. After that she'll be a show car.

What’s up with GS 500. You know they make 1000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MQc-47lEjU

big up the mogg

It was my first bike. I'm thinking my next bike will be a Honda CBR1000RR.

bikes are for girls

The issue is getting all 6 feet and 3 inches of myself onto a sport bike comfortably.

https://www.youtube.com/user/6Foot4Honda

this dudes 6.4

Jesse 6’7 on wiki.

6.7 of pure schlong

Jesse is very tall

WHERE IS EVERYBODY

im stuck in here alone with that problem guy

😡

It's 0509 in the midwest, amigo. Give it time

U IZ TYPINZ

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He don’t need time, he needs heels to on that bike

Get

My bike is having fuel issues. I need to clean the carbs.

At what age did you get a bike

?

18. My mom said I couldn't have one as long as I lived under her roof, so I turned 18, moved out, and immediately bought a bike.

respec

That’s when you were supposed to become a man but you got a bike.

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I'm not sure I understand what you mean by that.

Whether you you are a man or not?

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I'm not sure what you mean by "That's when you were supposed to become a man but you got a bike"

he means ur balls should be dropping but now they get squished and small