Cursed image

MichaelAngelo is my favorite turtle. * awkward boner *

https://vimeo.com/134575691

Look at this totally safe-for-Work video ^^^

Mmm ranch sause

Lol

Once in a while we need to appreciate the Booty

That sounds like an invitation @KptKerosive

https://youtu.be/UewwWaNfYIU

That doesn’t look like Craig David...

Everything is safe for my work

And I ain't into no furry shit... but yeah I'd probably fuck a ninja turtle

Turtles don’t have fur though

I like that reasoning thank you

Lol

@Dick Daddy Foster

So I gotta know. Does having my bewbs as an avatar help gain followers / been good for marketing at all?

People always say it would help me if I used my potential "power" in that department and I always said bullshit it dont work that way lol so I'm curious what it's like being my bewbs on social media

I think it just confuses the hell out of people.

I just think it’s funny having KptKerosive’s Titties tweeted on my notifications.

In all honesty though, I think titties like this warrant an analysis video. Comparing tit-to-ass ratio, firmness, bounciness, analytical measurements, things of that nature.

ONE MORE DAY TILL THE AREA 51 RAID NIGGAS!

Weebos gonna get mowed down with machine guns

Miniguns more like, maybe 120mm canister shells

And with some secret weapons you would only see in a sci fi movie

Download the rockstar games installer AND YOU GET GTA SAN ANDREAS FOR FREE

Well fuck me anally and call me Maria, my copy wont work because of my shitty computer that refuses to install necessary updates
I hate second hand shit

Hi Maria

I'm so mad. I wanna go to Alienstock ssoo hard

Don’t bother, you’ll just be grind down by own if these.

But this could be us

https://youtu.be/KsVUISS8oHs

Laddies and gentlemen, the Joint CANZUK Navy

We should have the second carrier next year.

@everyone guys, remember memes go in <#400444397499711508> or <#559075408402710549> if you suck at the internet.

The image under the Phalanx Vid is an interesting Political thing CANZUK have going