Message from @Duke of Petchington

Discord ID: 624910091459493909


2019-09-19 18:27:05 UTC  

ONE MORE DAY TILL THE AREA 51 RAID NIGGAS!

2019-09-19 18:43:11 UTC  

Weebos gonna get mowed down with machine guns

2019-09-19 18:44:31 UTC  

Miniguns more like, maybe 120mm canister shells

2019-09-19 21:08:50 UTC  

And with some secret weapons you would only see in a sci fi movie

2019-09-20 02:01:57 UTC  

Download the rockstar games installer AND YOU GET GTA SAN ANDREAS FOR FREE

2019-09-20 03:53:57 UTC  

Well fuck me anally and call me Maria, my copy wont work because of my shitty computer that refuses to install necessary updates
I hate second hand shit

2019-09-20 05:12:47 UTC  

Hi Maria

2019-09-20 08:54:34 UTC  

I'm so mad. I wanna go to Alienstock ssoo hard

2019-09-20 08:56:00 UTC  

Don’t bother, you’ll just be grind down by own if these.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/624529182235426826/image0.jpg

2019-09-20 09:19:59 UTC  

But this could be us

2019-09-20 09:20:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/624535231659245578/Screenshot_20190920-021856_Twitter.jpg

2019-09-20 11:44:05 UTC  

Laddies and gentlemen, the Joint CANZUK Navy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/624571483322318858/image0.jpg

2019-09-20 11:45:15 UTC  

We should have the second carrier next year.

2019-09-20 19:38:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/624690912857030696/C32C327F8AC8445BB5C1158A56496D24.png

2019-09-21 01:24:03 UTC  

@everyone guys, remember memes go in <#400444397499711508> or <#559075408402710549> if you suck at the internet.

2019-09-21 01:26:03 UTC  

The image under the Phalanx Vid is an interesting Political thing CANZUK have going

2019-09-21 01:29:04 UTC  

Ha! You think THATS a Navy? THIS is a Navy!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/624779098740228116/ha_bitch.jpg

2019-09-21 02:22:53 UTC  

I'm gonna wipe my computer clean and sell it to a pawn shop
I hate this cursedthing

2019-09-21 10:07:34 UTC  

Just remember, Canada, New Zealand, Australia and the Uk do not spend as much on defence on a yearly basis.

2019-09-21 10:09:36 UTC  

Also, that massive ASW gap in the lack of frigates Jesus USN you fucked up the balanced fleet.

2019-09-21 20:59:42 UTC  

So I'm nearly finished with my longest script ever. Fuck, I knew that the subject I wanted to do a Mythological Character Study on was going to be a lengthy one, but this is reaching some truly ridiculous levels of bullshitlery.

2019-09-21 21:01:39 UTC  

😄

2019-09-22 15:41:39 UTC  

How everyone doing it’s been a bit quiet.

2019-09-22 16:08:45 UTC  

***CRAWWWWWWWLINNG INNNNNNN MY MEEEEEEEEEMES***

2019-09-22 16:14:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/625364353444741168/IMG_20190922_075956.jpg

2019-09-22 16:14:54 UTC  

Nice try

2019-09-22 16:15:32 UTC  

I tried

2019-09-23 00:04:00 UTC  

This is why you have the “bad girl” role

2019-09-23 00:09:11 UTC  

You must send twink pics in order to lose it.

2019-09-23 03:24:56 UTC  

2 papers due

2019-09-23 03:25:00 UTC  

One done

2019-09-23 03:25:15 UTC  

another paper due tuesday

2019-09-23 03:29:39 UTC  

Procrastinate

2019-09-23 03:29:51 UTC  

No

2019-09-23 03:29:56 UTC  

Start the second paper now

2019-09-23 03:29:59 UTC  

I have already

2019-09-23 03:30:04 UTC  

Good

2019-09-23 03:30:08 UTC  

Not the second paper part

2019-09-23 03:30:17 UTC  

Oh

2019-09-23 03:31:18 UTC  

Homosexual