Para Olympics

In Trini’s case, special

She has short arms not, no arms

In that case give her an UZI or MP7

They’re Tiny guns

No see, one she had to sell for drug money back in Colombia, the other one she had to chew off because it got stuck in the fence.

Get her prosthetic ones with fingers, they have the here in the UK.

I’m not giving her a boat ride all the way there and back.

And no, I’m not taking you as a refugee either Petch

Viper’s got first dibs on my crawl space

Brah, I have a tank, I’ll “Fix” the UK government.

Petch is looking to set himself up as dictator for life with Scenable as his chancellor.

Scenable?

The Communist kid.

Sorry but communism is band

The same one who said he’d be running a Communist dictatorship in roughly twelve years time.

Wait commy in space right

That Scot can stay at his end of Hadrians wall

He fell off the face of the Earth

Well he is in space

In space, no one can hear you starve.

What if he’s on Mars growing potatoes.

Shit... he’s making vodka-powered torpedos!

Fuck

someone talkin shit about me behind my back? FACE ME YA COWARD

Choose your weapon Dora

Wheelchair-mounted turret or Vodka Space Missiles

Stfu

Speaking of which, are they actually making a live-action Dora? Or is that just an internet spoof?

It's real

There is no God

i'm hoping its one of those "So bad it's good" movies
i got a chuckle out of it

People of <#400441432315396099> do things

I am

Nigger

Hey Petch. I have an idea.

Broker a deal with the IRA. You hate the government, they hate the government. You should kill the government together. They have quite the arsenal of explosives and guns.

By they're Irish are they not?

Norn Irish actually, they still in the uk

IRA are terrorist group so no

@everyone anyone down for VC?