^that

Surrreee

>_>

But Adam is a “someone”... 🤔 🤔 🤔

Thank Kek and Lucifer I am single

II'm dating someone IRL

Adam exists IRL 🤔 🤔 🤔

What's wrong with Adam anyway?

You trying to say something?

He gey

No u

So guys, I was perusing around the store I work at yesterday, just making my rounds when I came across this decanter bottle in our bridal registry dept.

Now it wasn’t the shape of the bottle which got my attention at first, it was that glass topper, so I pulled it out and whaddya know?

It’s a glass buttplug.

So my working theory now is that this bottle isn’t used to hold whiskey or wine, but rather ass drippings you collect from having this glass buttplug in all day.

Then I took another look at the bottle and noticed that the hole through the center of it was more than wide enough to allow the average adult male’s cock to slide through it.

My final conclusion about this bottle was it was designed so that you could fuck the shit out of yourself.

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Doubt

Also, recipe for disaster.

that sounds like it hurts

Noone cares, go take your Warhammer somewhere else.

Quiet nigger

This ain't your land chief.

I love how sensitive some moderators are

That's mean, don't say that.

Literally i joined a discord VC, and someone in text chat was like 'yay someone else has joined the VC' and i just put 'gay' and like 5 mins later a mod goes 'NO INTOLERANCE HERE!'

Well, yeah.

Don't be a bigot.

But i didn't even say that being gay was bad

I just said gay

Which is equated to being derogatory.

If you say something is gay, you mean it in a bad way.

Please go to re-education camp for further training.

Bigot.

And don't come back until you demand open borders.

I WANT OPEN BORDERS!

I UNDERSTAND NOW

PLEASE!

STOP!