You caught the big gay

Well, I did fish up all of you fags...

Wrong

There are a lot of hoes in my town

Also petch, it's past your bed time

No it’s not

You have work in the morning.

What? 10?!?

Is he a child?

I work in the evening

commonly til midnight so I’m used to it

I don’t get tired until 2am

Good for you.

If I can make it happen folks, you'll see a Trigger Tots video within a week. Mark my words.

Doubt

She just needs to answer her damn DMS

She's a busy las.

Those cakes aren't gonna bake themselves.

Ha! That's not what she does for a living

Now if you said: "those poles aren't gonna work themselves"

Yuck

Still, she can still bake cakes on the side.

This talk of cake is actually making me hungry

If you rent TT for your bachelor party, she’ll come out of one.

Lordy

@Dick Daddy Foster should I be worried about my friend who wants to get pegged by his girlfriend?

Slap him till he says no, that’s the Big Gay territory

I can't really slapping currently because I'm in another state because I moved

Well shit.

And my step-dad is a complete and other sub

Oh god

And one of my best friends is femdom

Somebody call the Archbishop of Canterbury cause this is some serious heresy

My stepdad is also likes CB torture

Cock and Ball Torture

And also I am attractive to twinks

I think I need help

Try blonde lesbian porn that might fix you

Here's the thing I'm a man

Do you like men