TMI

would anybody believe me if I said I'm wearing a skirt right now?(A sensible one, below the knee)

I do

weird, I was expecting a no

I would only half-believe

Pics or it didn't happen.

Second that

I don't wanna be at work anymoreeee

Get back to work

Shush. Let me eat my lunch in peace.

All of you, shut up and let the Unholy Father speak

*ahem* Fuck all of you

You're not the Unholy Father but in the new future I don't know when but soon you will have a child great importance to this natural world

Ora Pro Nobis Lucifer

Ora Pro Nobis Kek

Ora Pro Nobis Lilith

Damn it... I knew we should've used protection...

@Trigger Tots McGee The baby is a demon evidently, now we've got to drown it in the river...

I got today and tomorrow off from work

Yee haw

Good for you

Would you guys believe me if I said I once had a wireless ps2 controller that didn't need batteries or charging?

Fuck no

This is the one I had and it didn't need replacement batteries or charging

In case anybody asks

my new nickname is a slur for "Self loathing Mexicans" or "Fake Mexicans"

It means "You got a cactus on your forhead" which is a metaphor for "Stfu you self loathing mexican"

or mexicans who are "Too white"

basically US Hispanics/mexicans who either don't speak spanish or voted for trump/republican in general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-aFiyPNtOY @everyone this Friday will be our first Kekcast interview, fittingly enough with @Trigger Tots McGee as my guest. Be sure to leave any and all questions you may have in <#460656092901408768> and if they aren't completely retarded, I'll ask them on the air.

<:GWowoKannaBear:358701785617268738>

We Gunna round up the Sand niggers

@Trigger Tots McGee ^^

Wait it's set back an hour?

Fatass technical difficulties

OOOFFF

YT almost fucked us over, HERE is the stream https://www.youtube.com/c/MessiahofKek/live

너트 핥아 라.

디즈 너트

LOL

google translate is just amazing, wouldn't you agree king

Ni

Of course