Message from @Duke of Petchington

Discord ID: 601202354829918211


2019-07-17 02:20:21 UTC  

Which one?

2019-07-17 02:20:27 UTC  

I forced myself to read all three of them. It was a test of endurance.

2019-07-17 02:20:38 UTC  

50 shades of shit

2019-07-17 02:20:41 UTC  

Ultimate Pizza: Sausage, pepperoni, red onions, pineapple mozzarella cheese and olive oil

2019-07-17 02:20:51 UTC  

EW PINEAPPLE!?

2019-07-17 02:21:02 UTC  

I was so pissed off by the hunger games movies for a trivial reason

2019-07-17 02:21:47 UTC  

The books made peeta mellark seem so hot


The movies made him look like the genric boy next door


I WANNA REMAKE WITH A HOT PEETA MELLARK

2019-07-17 02:21:53 UTC  

The reason why has to cut down on the salt and it's every bit of the pizza

2019-07-17 02:22:09 UTC  

Take it from a chef

2019-07-17 05:27:27 UTC  

You are all wrong... Cookie pizza. Don’t @ me

2019-07-17 06:37:42 UTC  

Meat Feast with BBQ dip and Cheesy garlic bread

2019-07-17 06:58:55 UTC  

Oh yeah and stuffed crusts, cause anyone who doesn’t have them, are fucking peasants.

2019-07-17 16:52:09 UTC  

The only chain that really does stuffed crust here is Pizza Hut unfortunately. I always get sick when I eat Pizza Hut.

2019-07-17 16:54:42 UTC  

Where I am we have 3 pizza shops: Domino's, Pizza Hut and Papa John's

2019-07-17 16:55:16 UTC  

No local pizza shops?

2019-07-17 16:55:24 UTC  

We have store frozen pizzas that have stuffed crusts. Also I never have that issue at Pizza Hut

2019-07-17 16:56:21 UTC  

Sadly no I live in the fucking country and it sucks

2019-07-17 17:52:07 UTC  

When I worked at pizza hut nobody ever got food poisoning

2019-07-17 17:52:16 UTC  

So I'm your boy for some fresh goodies

2019-07-17 20:05:39 UTC  

I still wouldn’t trust the food if you made it Paul

2019-07-18 00:03:31 UTC  

God it’s dead in ere

2019-07-18 00:03:52 UTC  

**YOU EVER SUCK YOUR UNCLE'S DICK BY MISTAKE!?**

2019-07-18 00:04:14 UTC  

Have you

2019-07-18 00:04:26 UTC  

Some memories have been repressed

2019-07-18 00:04:51 UTC  

I have mined cleanser

2019-07-18 00:06:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/601202984566915086/image0.jpg

2019-07-18 00:06:15 UTC  

But I offered up my virginity to you

2019-07-18 00:06:19 UTC  

Instead of Foster

2019-07-18 00:17:51 UTC  

I’m not gay.

2019-07-18 06:04:44 UTC  

Fags

2019-07-18 08:44:31 UTC  

Yoooouuuu SLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUT

2019-07-18 13:58:22 UTC  

so how is everyone?

2019-07-18 22:25:03 UTC  

Had a shitty day at work

2 customers actually managed to make me cry

2019-07-18 22:25:15 UTC  

I rarely ever cry

2019-07-18 22:26:05 UTC  

I’m alright. Sorry to hear that Trini. The general population generally sucks.

2019-07-18 22:26:21 UTC  

Mega ooofff

2019-07-18 22:26:37 UTC  

I was in a customer service situation I didn't recognize nor was I trained for

2019-07-18 22:26:56 UTC  

???

2019-07-18 22:27:42 UTC  

It was one of those 'hard to explain but still shitty" messy situations

2019-07-18 22:28:01 UTC  

Ouch

2019-07-18 22:28:01 UTC  

I hate it when I'm looking for a tutorial online and when I find one that looks good it ends up being some random 12 year old kid in the video and I'm like "Boi shouldn't you be doing your homework?"