Will you be able to keep your cool?

Probs not

Probably not, I’ll be laughing too hard

Because I’d lose my shit lol

“Listen here you dense mother fucker”

Because I know exactly what retarded, old talking points he’s going to use.

Idk what basic argument a zoophile can even have

Autistic screeching

Like, how do you justify fucking something that’s not even in your species?

“Well, imagine back 200 years ago when interracial marriage was considered sacrilege. It’s only natural that we progress to this point.”

If anything I’d say that’s animal rape because they cannot consent.

Well no, dogs have the mental fortitude of a literal two-year-old

This Wales’ fault, bunch sheep shaggers

Lol takes “man’s best friend” to a whole new level

@Dick Daddy Foster you should do a@Marley and me parody lmfao

Noooooooooooooo

Lol A Dog’s Purpose

Oh if I don’t get a debate out of him, I’m def making a video

Do you need a mod?

I might

All things considered, if I go unchecked I’d probably bully him into suicide

That’s a federal crime.

So is fucking a dog

Hmm... service to humanity, or keep myself out of jail...?

I think some states are okay with it

Which states do we have to bomb then

When I die, someone please delete my internet browser history.

Purge it your self

>inb4 a “no context” screenshot is posted to my Twitter

FoStEr FuCkS hIs DoG!

Lol

My dog is dead thank you very much! I prefer the title necrophile!

...Wait, I just now noticed Alabama isn’t on that list. WTH?

Vermont...doesn’t surprise me.

No but Texas is -.-

Guess it’s time to change my residency

Why Hawaii on there

That one did surprise me