I’ve been wanting to launch flaming balls of tar from it since they made it haha

At whom?

Angry balls of fire

Nobody in particularly. I just want to launch one haha

Normally we launch toasters and old computers.

We DO have the fortress set up in Alaska...

Just saying

I wouldn’t take a military base. Not unless it’s been deserted.

No, just a frozen hellscape

That’s like invading Russia in the winter. I’ll take the southern front where it’s always warm, thank you lol

I could stay in Florida. But I’ll have an escape boat so I can float in over to Texas when it gets too hairy lol

There an abandoned RAF base I know of, shame it’s full sex offenders

Canada is like Michigan if it were an entire country

Why’s that a shame? Like shooting fish in a barrel lol

It’s currently a prison for sex offenders

What waste military resources

...So like shooting fish in a barrel, yeah?

I wish we had a prison just for sex-offenders here in the US. At least then we’d know where to fire-bomb

The general prison population generally deals with those people accordingly 😃

I. Want. That. Unicorn. Rifle.

It’s from fortnite

I hope it squeaks when you shoot it lol

Anyone remember this?

L1A1 for me

I have NEVER heard of somebody paying $60, let alone $95 for a fucking haircut, even if it was for a wedding.

I pay like, $20

Where the fuck is this woman getting her hair cut?

It must include a ball-waxing too.

Also, she’s wrong. Men’s haircuts cost less because they generally have less hair. If a dude walked into a salon with ass-length hair, he’d be charged for all the product and labor required to cut it all off.

I don’t pay $7 for a haircut because I have longer hair.

BuT mUh PiNk TaX!

That and we don’t usually pay to have it styled or dyed

I pay the extra few dollars to get my hair styled after a cut because it looks nice and I can’t do my own hair to save my life lol

Idk about Pink Tax anymore. I went to pick up some Gillette razor blades for my uncle the other day (disposable ones btw) $36 for a sixteen pack.

I just use Harry’s brand

$8 for a pack of 4

Sounds about right for Gillette