And that’s why I lock you in the basement.

He has a mind of a gutter so don’t expect much

Mind IN the gutter Petch. Learn our slang

No I’m saying it’s already a gutter

Dark, slimy, and dirty?

=p

Probably. Have you seen how much TT porn I have?

Awwww I’m flattered

Hey, that’s exactly what Leaf calls me!

Lol has she said anything about your cum cookies?

And you guys are all my “bottom-feeding bitches”

I haven’t received a thank-you note yet...

Go fuck yourself foster

I already do.

Buts what’s up with that?

I ain’t no bitch

Tell that to Maple Cunt

@Duke of Petchington Fosternis just projecting lol

What his manliness xD

At least I don’t denounce my bitches public ally while also acknowledging that I’ve been purposefully manipulating you all this entire time.

This fits perfectly

Correction: I’m still in denial

Bro she made so much damn money off of bath water lol

Where do I sign up?

Mamma needs a new pair of shoes lol

She a fucking slut

I’d drink your bath water for $150

What happened to classy women

Class doesn’t pay the bills today lol

Age will catch up then how will you pay

If you invest wisely enough, you won’t have to worry about it.

If you say so saggy tits 😛

They ain’t saggy yet lol

Give it about a decade

RIP those Ds

“Excuse me sir! But muh fair lady has immaculate breasts!”

‘Tis a curse lol

To fucking who?!?

Mostly me lol

Portuguese women Especially