but i wont be able to use it

Interesting

I heard in the army

people could use their phones at bootcamp

for like 2 days

? Really

I was so shocked

Haha

Wow, interesting

Because if I have to send my phone away

I'll just have to buy a new one

You can go a few weeks without it

You will be busy

I can its just

my mother wont be coming for my graduation

Shes not putting herself through the trouble of coming to Great Lakes

so hopefully it stays in a box

Good, it’s miserable cold there

You can take some leave in 2020 and go see her

Remember, you go home in uniform every girl is going to want to fuck you and get pregnant
Military benefits are a golden ticket
Be careful ok?

I promise

I cant promise I wont fuck them

but I'll make sure

they wont get pregnant

Not kidding at all, even in the airports women ask for your info
They want a free ride

wait

really?

Lol, definitely fuck them , just tell them your name is Chad Rockhammer

Well when I do PT some girls talk to me and my friends

And theres this one girl I know

shes joining the Navy

she has a on and off again boyfriend

If they know you are going into the military they will try to get pregnant by you

but she always finds time to call me and ask what im doing

Are you joking about a percent of that?

They will even take sperm out of a condom.
Always flush it

Are you that serious?

Christ

Be very careful
They want those military benefits

I notice girls are more nicer to me. PT Shirt and hat on with the bag.

But

They will get half your military pay !
Boom !