Remember the prodigal son? That's islam.

Muslims and Jews will burn in hell

Maybe

ELF YOURE GIING HELL

Absolutely

But they’re our Abrahamic allies

repent

They deny Christ

They're going to hell

REPENT

Muslims love Christ

Abrahamic =/= allies
Like

What

But they deny Christ's divinity

Yes I prefer Jews and Muslims over atheist of course

They think he's a prophet

DRESS AS A GIRL AND GO TO ROTHERHAM ELF

Only Catholics go to Heaven

THEYLL TREAT YOU RIGHT

I’m not catholic

have fun in hell

If you can't say the Apostles Creed you aren't a Christian

Catholics are borderline pagan

I mean let's be real here non Catholics go to heaven

Catholics almost worship the pope

And Mary

Yeah what's up with the cannibalism rituals in Catholicism?

That’s paganism

I worship Christ only

Become a trap and go to Rotherham

Do it

Not some pipe

Pope

Protestants are so uninformed

If you have a Christmas tree, you're basically a Pagan

Part of the reason why I'm leaving it tbh

True story

Imagine eating a God and not thinking that's weird and pagan

Catholics are basically pagan lol

Autism and Protestantism go hand in hand

Ummm...