Y’all are getting pretty good at predicting the punchlines of Dad jokes

Future dads.* (especially you Hashi)

or already dads

https://youtu.be/neZZfPfAdsk

Due to me running out of dad jokes. I’ll be posting 1 a day so that I don’t run out. 😉

Until I find more of course

What I could do is repost some of smokies😆😉

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Due to running out of dad jokes, I’ll be posting ones about orphans instead

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Pro tip: Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

.warn @Cool Man Once again, this is not the correct use for the channel.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try sky diving.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.

There's no excuse for laziness. But, if you find one, let me know!

Medical term for Viagra

Mycocksafloppin

https://tenor.com/view/frodo-keep-your-secrets-alright-then-lotr-gif-12907121

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I hate jokes about German sausage.

||They're the wurst.||

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I

Nobody's perfect. I'm a nobody...

I do charity work. I volunteer my opinion just about every day!

George was a little overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
The doctor told him, "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, eat for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
So, when George returned, he shocked the doctor by finding he lost nearly 40 pounds!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
George nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
George replied, "Naw, from all that skipping!!!"