Message from @Bourbon in Gift Wrap
Discord ID: 800551728960372737
Seems legit.
America will solve its problem in the most American way possible.
As it always has.
With crap beef and terrible bacon?
No that’s how we solve depression
Oversized proportions?
I doubt it. Everyone is too scared of muh "oPtIkSsS" and being the bigger man
Of whoppass
Because Civil wars are more British and French.
I was thinking revolution
That's more English and French
Nah
If you know anything about English history it is
Not english glorious revolution was crap
Even your founding fathers were English
And we did ours before French.
French outdid is.
And the English did multiple before you
We gotta take back the title lmao.
Glorious revolution was boring fought between a king and parliament.
As all their clashes have.
Yes
And the people stood up to the govt, not govt against govt.
Bourbon just likes to talk smack, he knows we're only 300 yo as a country. It's like saying "I know my five year old will never be in any more fights because he's only been in one fight. Compare that to my 85 year old granpa who's been in twenty."
The main difference between Canada and the US is that we didn't break our oaths to the crown.
Canada got lucky Britain was cutting back on spending.
Damn right, we're more rebellious than you ever been.
Kissups
Not really
Oh what you burned a house once
We're just better at putting them down.
Twice
We burned our own city of Atlanta.
We burned down your white house
Twice
Weak
Heh
Whitehouse is low hanging fruit
Okay we also Burned down detroit
A bunch of teenagers could walk up to the whitehouse, it's a house, it was never meant for defense.