Message from @Bourbon in Gift Wrap
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We don’t
Ever heard of the Iranian embassy?
An entire embassy
That was Canadian agents, despite what your movies tell you.
We send em in for 1 guy
Except for rare exceptions
Or North Korean guy
Nah
I gotta say I actually disagree with that, yote. People dumb enough to go hiking in the mountains of Afghanistan, you get what's coming to you. We're better off without Seal teams rescuing them. We don't need their genes.
You don't hear about we do because our spec ops are good at keeping their fucking mouths shut.
Yeah they just kill em they don’t ransoms
Unlike your SEALS
I can respect the PJs tho
You don’t get random from the us
I bet y’all pay out.
Not really
Just look at all CSOR has done
If they paid out, they'd be getting kidnapped a lot more often.
And CSIS
Ask Tim pool about kidnapping training for Americans
I respect the Canadians, even if they have their history revised to make them look better.
It’s just sit still and wait
People don't generally ubduct Canadians
We're too well liked.
For ransom they take anyone
Americans are ubducted much more often
Unless you wear the flag
We travel more
Right. You keep telling yourself that, Bourbon. Nobody would want to kidnap you, you're too damn stuck up.
The English even more
No I just follow proper history
The Americans did a damn fine job with Mexican wars, Korea, and world wars.
Americans are abducted because we have too many people with more money than sense, and we got a lot of enemies looking to hit us in the wallet.
But you didn't win the war of 1812 or Quebec invasion
But hey, you could let China be the world's police, see how that goes.
We despise China
Or maybe the Kremlin, I'm sure they wouldn't mind.
We also despise the Chinese in general but that's for a different reason
Hey
It's like how the gangs have a serious hate-boner for the cops. They claim it's because the cops are unjust, and maybe there's something to it, but the biggest reason for the hate is because THEY wanna be the cops.