Yeah if you get kidnapped gl

We get kidnapped a seal team comes for us

They know y’all negotiate

We don’t

Ever heard of the Iranian embassy?

An entire embassy

That was Canadian agents, despite what your movies tell you.

We send em in for 1 guy

Except for rare exceptions

Or North Korean guy

Nah

I gotta say I actually disagree with that, yote. People dumb enough to go hiking in the mountains of Afghanistan, you get what's coming to you. We're better off without Seal teams rescuing them. We don't need their genes.

You don't hear about we do because our spec ops are good at keeping their fucking mouths shut.

Yeah they just kill em they don’t ransoms

Unlike your SEALS

I can respect the PJs tho

You don’t get random from the us

I bet y’all pay out.

Not really

Just look at all CSOR has done

If they paid out, they'd be getting kidnapped a lot more often.

And CSIS

Ask Tim pool about kidnapping training for Americans

JTF-2

I respect the Canadians, even if they have their history revised to make them look better.

It’s just sit still and wait

People don't generally ubduct Canadians

We're too well liked.

For ransom they take anyone

Americans are ubducted much more often

Unless you wear the flag

We travel more

Right. You keep telling yourself that, Bourbon. Nobody would want to kidnap you, you're too damn stuck up.

The English even more

No I just follow proper history

The Americans did a damn fine job with Mexican wars, Korea, and world wars.

Americans are abducted because we have too many people with more money than sense, and we got a lot of enemies looking to hit us in the wallet.

But you didn't win the war of 1812 or Quebec invasion

But hey, you could let China be the world's police, see how that goes.

We despise China

Or maybe the Kremlin, I'm sure they wouldn't mind.